Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Warming Up for Shattuck


My time at Centcom won't last forever, so I practiced a little geography teaching this afternoon. My colleague Ken graciously acted as the student as we looked at a map of Centcom's area of responsibility. For a view of this map online, click here. See you in late September Shattuckians! HF1

Rangers Top Orioles 30-3; Bonds' Development

This one is too amazing not to mention. The Texas Rangers defeated the Balitmore Orioles thirty to three today. Read about the carnage of runs here. Texas had one-inning run totals of 5, 9, 10, and 6. Whoa! Another amazing event was that, under league rules, the Rangers' relief pitcher Wes Littleton earned a save for protecting the 11-run lead he inherited. Little could he have known that he would escape by the slimmest of margins with a 27-run lead. I guess he pitched three full innings, rating a "save."

Check this amazing chronology of Barry Bonds' career in photos. Click here.

After looking at the interactive chronology, check out this old Mike Myers video clip that seems to have been written for Barry Bonds. Some films are just ahead of their times. HF1

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Tuesday Night at the Trop


Three of the Amigos from the Centcom History Office ventured to Tropicana Field in St. Pete for an evening contest between the Rays and the visiting Boston Red Sox. The crowd sounded 60-40% in favor of the Sox. This Florida transplanting of residents from the East Coast goes too far in sports! I enjoyed batting practice as David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez, and Mike Lowell cranked a bunch of the balls out of the park. Alas, the Rays put up a good game and lost out. All in all, good fun! HF1

Monday, August 20, 2007

Monday Update

This is Ballast Point Park along Hillsborough Bay in South Tampa. I drive past it each day but finally took some time Sunday afternoon to take a stroll there. You can see downtown Tampa, the phosphate plants, cruise ships, freighter ships, and MacDill Air Force Base all from the pier at Ballast Point.

Here's me at Raymond James Stadium, home of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Well, there it is. So what, Timm and Charlie? It's just the Bucs. For any football fans reading, Gruden has gotten all bad press so far. The fans are hungry and the team's PR machine seems to make all the wrong moves.

Greetings. Not much to report other than it's another week closer to coming home. Thanks for those of you sending emails and snail mails. There's nothing like a word from a friend or loved one.

I thought about changing the quote atop my blog recently. Despite its currency, it's been there for two years and other great snippets like "no liquidos caliente" (on my lawn chair) are out there. But then someone like the bishop in the Netherlands comes along last week. In something that could've come out of The Onion, the holy man urged Catholics to refer to God as "Allah" to ease relations with Muslims. Check it out here. Then check 2nd Peter chapter 2 for similarities.

Barack Obama's campaign announced it will cut back on debates and appearances. Bravo, in the sense that all this nonsense starts way too early now. I think the decision reflects that the more Obama talks, the more his numbers sink. He may be on the cover of GQ and appear on Vanity Fair's best dressed list. But it's what falls out of his mouth when he speaks that marks him as a novice who was working in Springfield, Illinois as an ineffectual state senator just three years ago. He recently characterized U.S. and NATO involvement in Afghanistan as nothing more than, "air raiding villages and killing civilians." Each day he proves himself more inaccurate and makes Hillary look more presidential. Think "Nobama '08."

Chevy has this ad running that brags about the new trucks that use "corn-based ethanol" like it's the be-all end-all of the energy crunch. Land sakes folks, ethanol is bad policy and it's showing more and more. We've driven the price of corn through the roof. Corn affects almost every processed food and is the most popular feed for livestock. Have you wondered why almost everything has gone up lately? Am I just cranky? Well, maybe, but read here. And now some experts believe Wisconsin, drunk with an ethanol buzz (soon to be a hangover), may be at the tipping point of too many ethanol plants. Read about that here. It can be boring reading, but this ethanol fad is bad in the strategic sense, to say nothing of the fact that it burns dirtier and reduces your mileage.

And Neenah made the TV news in Green Bay and in Chicago by way of a man who plans to make Elvis the theme at his funeral someday. Never mind focusing on the life of the person and God's presence. I have Elvis on my iPod, but I won't have "Devil in Disguise" playing as a theme at my funeral. And who says Americans aren't cultured? Go Neenah!

And fantastic news: My friend Rob, who I posted about on August 6th, has gone through two cancer removal surgeries and is doing better than expected. He began his new teaching job at Liberty University this week despite having surgery late last week. Thanks for all your prayers.

Have a good evening! HF1

Friday, August 17, 2007

Operation HELPING HAND


Thursday evening saw the August 2007 edition of the Operation HELPING HAND dinner at the Haley V.A. Hospital in Tampa. I wrote about the one in June here. Lt. Col. Dan Fitzpatrick (not pictured) and I departed the Centcom History Office and headed up for the event. We met many of the 16-24 patients that the spinal, neck, and head injury specialists treat at any given time. Among the many we met, Pete Herrick and his wife Diana (above with myself and Navy medical liaison Cdr. Hartford) really inspired us. Pete was a Navy Seabee (Construction Battalion) Reservist out of Jacksonville, Fla. assigned to a unit rebuilding in Iraq. Pete gushed about his one in a hundred assignment as a 50-cal gunner atop a Humvee charged with protecting the other Seabees. He said his nickname was "one-shot" because of his accuracy. Unfortunately while on duty in Ramadi (when it was very dangerous), someone had the men in a formation (!) when an anti-coalition mortar struck, killing 7 or 8 and wounding 30+. War is hell and we saw the damage it can do here. But I witnessed dogged determination that brings tears to your eyes in the eyes of these men and their families. Read more about Pete's experience here, here, and here. I wish you could be here to join in. It brings to bear what a gift a visit to a veteran of any war anywhere can be. And it's mostly a gift to the person doing the visiting. HF1

NASA Stands Fast

Well, the experts decided not to risk an extra space walk for the astronauts to repair the "worrisome gouge" suffered a minute after liftoff more than a week ago. I've heard and read about the rationale for the NASA decision. I hope they're right. Of course we're behind them and offer our prayers. But I know there are some John Edwards jury-charming-types out there licking their chops. There's even a billboard showing up all over the Space Coast! See below. HF1

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Hurricane Dean Moves Toward Gulf

For all of you that felt relief when I announced I would be remaining in Tampa, here's the latest on Hurricane Dean. :-) The cone on the map doesn't appear to threaten Tampa, but these things are just guesses at this point. Two days ago the computer models had this storm going north of the Caribbean toward the Atlantic Coast. Keep an eye on the Nat'l Hurricane Center web link here and on the right sidebar. HF1

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Steak and Bunco

People continue to be very good to me here. A retired couple from church and one of their friends invited me over for steak, salads, and great conversation on Tuesday evening. I got to learn about their former deli and restaurant businesses in Tampa as well as George Steinbrenner's declining health. Read about that here. Many Tampa folks have seen a lot of ole George since he moved here in the 70s (although he hasn't been seen much in the past two years). I knew that the famous (infamous?) Yanks' owner lived in Tampa, but it turns out he lives beside the Palma Ceia Country Club (in the middle of the city actually). That's about a mile and a half from here and I drive past every day. Small world. We enjoyed coffee and dessert and I'm blessed by them.

Tonight I went to the weekly church dinner/fellowship. Basically, eat with a bunch of good folks and talk about everything from the Air Force to the Bucs to the weather and Lord knows what else. But tonight was special since two of the folks introduced "Bunco." The famous dice game provided and hour of fun and laughter. I highly suspect that the Bayshore Baptist Bunco was slightly tamer than the Tuesday Night Wilharm variety. Any comments Mariners?

I'm headed for the August edition of the wounded vets' dinner at the VA known as Operation HELPING HAND. Read about that here. And Friday will be the next "CENTCOM Run" where we tie up MacDill AFB for a couple of hours. Read about that here.

Have a great rest of the week! HF1

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Newsmap

Check out this website called "Newsmap." It's highly technical, but it's basically chugging out a visual of the most frequent stories going through the Google News search site. The larger blocks indicate more web hits and the colors denote the category. You can click on any box. It's been out for a while, but I saw it for the first time today in one of the operations centers at Centcom. It looked like some cool product that the gurus here would put out, but it's from some egghead out there. It's out there for anyone. Click here to go to Newsmap. [Click the photo for a closeup] HF1

Monday, August 13, 2007

An Answer for the Brewers

[WARNING: Non-sports fans, this is about sports.] Baseball followers know that the Milwaukee Brewers' lead in the NL Central has been placed atop the list of most unsafe bridges across the country. They have only the Cubs' reluctance to win key games to thank for still being in first place. Part of the problem has been the mysterious degradation of their "ace" lefthander Chris Capuano. Since making the All-Star Team in July 2006, poor Chris has been, well, atrocious. Since quality lefties are in short supply in the major leagues (but not in university faculties...couldn't resist), a recent article on the BBC's website may help the Brewers develop more quality lefthanders in the minor leagues...the extremely early stages of the minor leagues. Click here to read about it. Non-sports fans, what are you still doing reading this? HF1

Saturday, August 11, 2007

"Worrisome Gouges"

The term "worrisome gouges" makes me think of Trevor's vandalism report at the monthly Neenah Park & Rec meeting. Sadly, the term appears in a NASA brief regarding some trauma on the belly of the Space Shuttle Endeavour. So sad, it seemed easier in the 80s & 90s. Time to offer another prayer for their safety. Read the entire account and view closeup photos here. Have a good weekend. HF1

Friday, August 10, 2007

Wednesday 8/8/07: Shuttle Time!

Here's me, encamped along the A1A a few blocks from the Hwy 50 intersection in Titusville, about 12-15 miles west of Pad 39A where this launch took place.

The festive atmosphere began around 3pm for this 6:30pm launch. It felt like a Packer or Brewer tailgating experience.

The Ohio contractors next to me provided good conversation and information, as they had taken the Kennedy Space Center tour earlier.

I guess my cover has been blown. This is a great time!



There goes Endeavor on STS 118. The flame, while small from this distance, burned much as the sun does when you look at it (don't try this at home). Those boosters burn a family swimming pool of fuel per second! [You can click on this or any other photo for a closeup. Definitely do it with this one.]

What a fun experience! You have to do this sometime if you get into the neighborhood when a launch is scheduled. I saw lots of Disney families. HF1

Tuesday 8/7/07: Patrick AFB (formerly NAS Banana River) & Manatee Baseball

No, this isn't the "Patrick" Air Force Base I'm speaking about (courtesy Chairforce.com).










Patrick is a geographically interesting place since it sits on a narrow barrier island. Click on the image for a closeup. Omernick types out there: Patrick AFB belonged to the Navy from the 1930s to the late 40s. It was known as Naval Air Station Banana River. That name rang a bell so I called my sister Maggie, keeper of the CD of Grandpa Greg's old Navy records. Turns out Greg Omernick passed through in Oct-Dec 1944 as one in a long line of training schools before his action in the Pacific Theater. Thanks Maggie and I look forward to examining those documents more closely at home.

[UPDATE] You gotta give Maggie credit! She rushed Grandpa's scanned documents to me ASAP. Here's his travel voucher for the train tickets between Corpus Christie, TX and NAS Banana River, FL. Thanks Mags! [Click to enlarge the photo]

Here's a good shot of the Space Coast. Click on the photo for a closeup of the spots I traveled to.

I drove up to the Space Coast Tuesday afternoon to get a room at Patrick AFB, check the history, look at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, and see a Manatees game. Patrick, the Cape, and Kennedy Space Center are all separate areas.

Patrick AFB hosts several different types of units from the 45th Space Wing to the 920th Rescue Wing, making for some interesting aircraft on the flightline. Check out that cool C-130J model on the far end.

I stayed in one of the old VAQ buildings with the rooms that share a bathroom. This concept has been largely phased out in the USAF. While Air Force rooms are the best, this building needs to be leveled. It's done its duty.

The Air Force Technical Applications Center (AFTAC) is headquartered at Patrick. This agency monitors seismic and nuclear events worldwide.

The Patrick Passenger Terminal hosts a C-17 Globemaster out of Charleston, SC.

The outside of Space Coast Stadium, home to the Manatees and the Washington Nationals' Spring Training complex.

I attended another Brevard County Manatees game, this time in Brevard County. You may recall that they are the Class-A minor league team for the Brewers. I printed some of the photos from the last game I went to in Sarasota and had Ned Yost IV and others autograph them. I stayed through the sixth inning as the Manatees pummeled the Tampa Yankees 6-1. I had to get back to the room to watch the ongoing ESPN original drama series The Bronx is Burning. I've been watching since the first episode in July. It's pretty good, covering the Yankees' 1977 team, the Son of Sam murders, power outages, NYC mayoral race, as well as a bunch of other stuff I remember from childhood. Has anyone seen this series? Leave a comment with what you think about it. They mix the acting scenes with plenty of real footage. Good stuff. There are three episodes left. Tuesdays at 9pm Central on ESPN.


One disappointing note regarding the Manatees: I looked for catcher Angel Salome (pictured here in Sarasota in July). He did not appear on the roster. Huh? I thought perhaps they promoted him to double-A Huntsville. Nope. Looks like we had a cheater on our hands. He's serving a 50 game suspension. See the press release here. Bad role model. The guy is only 19, so he doesn't have "Bonds-Head" yet. Check out Time Mag's interactive look at Bonds' physique from the 80s through today. Notice the 1999 and beyond time frame. HF1

Thursday, August 09, 2007

Monday 8/6/07: Stadia, Highway 41 & The Everglades

The Kiel family has a custom of photographing any NFL or Major League Baseball stadium we come across in our travels. It's odd, since we're moderate sports fans, having purged the Packer pathogen from our souls. For example, if the weather is nice on a Sunday, we can actually go outside or do something away from home. Anyhoo, above we see Dolphin Stadium, a.k.a. Pro Player Stadium, a.k.a. Joe Robbie Stadium, home of the Miami Dolphins and Florida Marlins. Notice the typical suburban (northern Miami-Dade Co.) large parking lot setting for modern stadia (I chose the second plural option 'cause it sounds cool).

Now, behold the classic sports venue, Miami's Orange Bowl. Ensconced firmly in an urban neighborhood, the surrounding apartments hug the property similar to Madison's Camp Randall Stadium, except here it's on all four sides. I was a rabid NFL fan as a kid and the many editions of Super Bowl chronicle magazines jumped into my head as I gazed at this marvel, currently home to the University of Miami Punks, er...uh, Hurricanes (conveniently located near a local police precinct). Home to Super Bowls II, III, V, X, and XIII, only the Louisiana Superdome ranks higher with six championships. But with its age, setting, and better facilities elsewhere, I'm sure it's done. Still, you can sense Griese throwing to Warfield and the Csonka-Kiick combo crushing defenses on the way to an undefeated season. Okay, I guess I am a bit of a fan.

Hooray! I've now been to the north AND the south ends of Highway 41. The sign reads "EAST" because it swings east/west between Naples and Miami. Non-Wisconsinites may not understand that 41 is the lifeblood of my home in Neenah. Lori and I once drove to Copper Harbor, MI in college and tripped upon the north end landmark.

Think I'm a geek? Then check this dude's website about Hwy 41 (click here). Geek I may be, but that dude's something else. However, I used his references to see if Miami or South Beach was the correct spot.

Speaking of "South Beach," (Miami Beach) I drove through the über-hip district and immediately remembered why I am a greenhorn from flyover country and have zero desire to stay longer than the time it took to cross over to Miami proper.

A gallon of gas in Pembroke Pines (where I began the morning) sold for $2.78. The lone station wedged into a lot in South Beach charged $3.42! But when you play in South Beach, you can afford to have your cabana boy Humberto fill your Tesla for you. Reminds me of those Miller High Life ads: "Eleven dollars for a hamburger? Y'all must be crazy."

After South Beach (it took 20 minutes to crawl through pedestrians who took themselves way too seriously on our cultural march to Gomorrah), I literally put the iPod on the Miami Vice theme and videotaped the approaching skyline. Geeky? Yes. Way cool? Oh you better believe it!

Here's me standing at the corner of Highway 41 ending at U.S. 1. The car behind me is finishing 41, pointing east.


That sound you heard the last few months was the crashing of the south Florida condo market, especially South Beach. However, scenes like the building above shot up everywhere. I took this photo from the lot of a pizzeria I had lunch at and six more half finished buildings surrounded me.


Alas, I wound my way to Florida's Turnpike and the exit near Homestead Air Reserve Base that leads to Everglades National Park. After visiting the visitor center, I drove the 39 miles to the endpoint at Flamingo, Florida on the Gulf/Ocean as it were.

This little one accosted me on the way into the visitor center. Brilliant color.









The visitor center displayed a diagram of the flow of the Everglades in 1870 and as of 2001. It used to begin near Orlando! It's actually a flowing river. These days, the water has to be pumped southward to keep the system alive. The urge to prevent flooding at Lake Okeechobee led to dams, etc. that interrupted the cycle. It's working, however, the pump stations have to go on indefinitely.

The scenery deceived. Apparent grassland (above) is actually shallow, slowly flowing water (below). Park personnel and the guy at the air boat outfit made sure to remind us that this is not a swamp. Swamps are stagnant and go nowhere, like original thought in Congress.



I made it to "Flamingo," the end of the road. The little marina nearby teemed with boaters, but this visitor center seemed overgrown and a relic of a bygone era. Evidently Hurricane Wilma whacked the area in 2005. I stepped into the unlocked desk area which displayed a marker board with a message from three days earlier. The old style structure reminded me of a Jetsons 1940s-60s architecture. I thought back to my grandparents who often flew off to Florida for vacations in the 1970s. It seemed the kind of spot folks like them might have snapped photos and ate lunch.

A spectacularly violent storm system slowed my progress enroute to and away from Flamingo. As the rain stalled at the visitor center, some incredibly constant lightning put on a show in the Florida Straits to the south here.

And geez. On the way back to Pembroke Pines and Robert's house, Mr. Tourist with no change came upon this choice. I skipped it and asked the next toll booth human worker what my sentence would be. She ensured that they don't do anything, "till the third or fourth time." I'm sure that's exactly how the state statute reads, eh? Avis hasn't called me yet with the threatened $100 fine :-) HF1

My New Career: "Dixon" Roadie

Robert & Henry jam at their Sunday night practice on August 5th.

For quick background, check my previous post about Robert Clark here and then come back. I really hit the jackpot on my little venture to southern Florida and the Space Coast. My host Robert Clark not only let me crash three nights for free. He and his buddy Henry Valera put on a three hour practice/jam session Sunday night. They’re working as “Dixon” in the local live acoustic scene (Someone told Robert that he should have a stage name to fool psychotic fans).

Robert’s wife had suggested some nice artsy faux-wrought-iron music stands. We noticed that Robert couldn’t turn the pages because of the design. Well, in stepped me, Air Force Historian and wielder of hacksaws. My rhythmic sawing motion complemented the cover songs as Robert and Henry fine-tuned. I still think they should try this “hacksaw percussion” direction but they remain unconvinced. I at least insisted I be declared honorary roadie to “Dixon.”





Robert retunes one of eight zillion strings he shredded that night.



Check the Dixon sound by clicking at http://rhcrobertclark.com/ or http://www.myspace.com/dixonstreet

Downloads are available. Robert also travels to get the sound out there. Florida is closest, but he’s playing near Philly soon and is willing to try Indiana where his hometown is. He’s also welcome in Wisconsin where he can stay by us anytime. Check it out! HF1